Sweaty Pits and Awkward Moments

Seriously Y'all

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 12:24:05 -0400

This kid knows her shiz….

Nothing worse than walking down a boardwalk minding your own business and WHABAM!!!!!!!! Seagull poop on your shoulder. Or being 12 years old, riding your bike on a Sunday morning after church, still sporting a head full of AquaNet curls only to have a robin fly off an electric pole and mistake your hair for it’s nest. Amiright?

kylecondie: Vegetarian Zombie.

Tue, 16 Aug 2011 10:18:17 -0400

kylecondie:

Vegetarian Zombie.

confused

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 09:07:50 -0400

confused

Receipt Jesus

Tue, 19 Jul 2011 07:07:00 -0400

People see Jesus in a lot of things and often times after pointing out the image I say, “Ooooooh. Ok. I guess I can see what you’re seeing.” Remember the Grilled Cheesus episode of Glee? I could barely see the Jesus in that sandwich, and it was faked to be obvious. Whatevs. I accepted long ago during the Magic Eye book/poster craze that I was not meant to see things that weren’t blatant, but then I saw this:

This little guy made me step back and say, “WHOA!!” It’s like he’s staring straight into my soul. Like his eyes are pleading for me to stop judging people with terrible haircuts or bad shoes, and I gotta tell you, I’m not a fan.

I also wonder what this person purchased that made Jesus think he should jump on the back of the receipt. Was it something shameful like the aforementioned terrible haircut? (talk about buyers remorse) Was it something wonderful like good shoes? Or was it something ordinary like Frosted Flakes (oh who am I kidding, those aren’t ordinary. They’re GRRRREAT!)? Either way I think I prefer to live a Receipt Jesus free life. I’d like the consequences of my shopping to affect only my budget and credit score, not my eternal salvation.

Mmmmm

Sun, 17 Jul 2011 19:38:17 -0400

Mmmmm

This could hurt

Sun, 26 Jun 2011 18:40:34 -0400

This could hurt

"Okay, in the same week you get scarlet fever, wake up to a dildo on your front lawn, have dates with..."

Wed, 22 Jun 2011 13:03:00 -0400

““Okay, in the same week you get scarlet fever, wake up to a dildo on your front lawn, have dates with sixteen different men, move into a new house, work at a radio station (so you are mildly famous lol), and i have a feeling that you can pee standing up.” - Jenifer Gootkin on why I’m awesome”